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"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 01/16/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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MonkeePuzzle > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 12:52

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"and how much insurance would you like to ship your meth lab?"

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > MonkeePuzzle 01/16/2015 at 12:59

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Right?

MonkeePuzzle > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 13:01

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that's easily my favourite part, his last line, as if he'd just tell them it was a meth lab like it's no big deal. I would love to have been there for the casual conversation about shipping a meth lab

UPS store employee who jsut flat out hates his job just "whatever, meth lab, cool, sign here"

Alfalfa > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 13:26

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A guy here in Utah had his roommates rat him out to the police because he had a meth lab in his room. He told them he was just making soap.

He actually was making meth though, unlike this story.

citizennick > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 13:47

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Hahaha that is hilarious. My buddy works for UPS. One day his boss calls him while he's on the route and asked where he was at, and then told him about a package on his truck that he's delivering to a house that was currently being watched by cops. Didn't tell him what was in or what he thought was in the package, so of course my buddy is kind of freaking out about it. Ends up getting to the house and calmly delivers the package and leaves. The next day he gets a call from an officer asking him if he could come do a lineup at the court house. Turns out it was a 20lb box of weed.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 13:53

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Brb, going to ship some Mary Jane.

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > MonkeePuzzle 01/16/2015 at 13:54

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Well, do you want to insure it for just replacement value, or for the price of lost income as well as replacement? Valid question.

thebigbossyboss > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 01/16/2015 at 13:57

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Reminds me (slightly) of the time I was leaving the junkyard and I went over a speed bump too quick and broke some beer bottles in my trunk. I don't want to drive with broken bottles full of beer in my trunk, so I stop and pour the broken glass bottles out. I put the shards back in my trunk. As I am dumping the beer a cop shows up and watches me. He then proceeds to follow me 3 blocks before turning around and going back the way he came.

What were the odds a cop would show up in a random industrial park right as this happened?

MonkeePuzzle > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits 01/16/2015 at 13:58

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just want to insure for the value of lost teeth

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > citizennick 01/16/2015 at 20:39

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Holy crap! That's intense.